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Is it fame that compels men to regress, or is the behavior simply innate? Whether they submit to their primal urges by sewing any oat within 50 feet or reclaiming the potty manners of youth, men can’t keep their hands out of their pants. Mike Patton, lead singer of Faith No More, is known for his erratic antics. In 1992, at a party in L.A., Patton decided he was bored, so he dropped trou and took a shit on the hardwood floor. His action, however, apparently lacked the charm of Jackson Pollock’s party-stopper—pissing in Peggy Guggenhiem’s fireplace—since Patton was promptly escorted out of the building. With Limp Bizkit at 8:30 p.m. at the 9:30 Club, 815 V St. NW. $15. (202) 393-0930. (Elisa Nader)