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Eddie Dean’s boring ramblings on redneck culture, including his latest blabber on has-been/never-was loser guitarist Evan Johns (“The Return of the H-Bomb,” 9/12), never were interesting and are getting insufferable (not that I read them any longer, except to verify that the article stinks). Please transfer Eddie to your Manassas subsidiary.

Chevy Chase

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