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When Danny scraped the gum off the bottom of his Nike and stuck it in his mouth, I knew I had fallen deeply in love. The school gym, almost indistinguishable from its daytime mien, bounced with preteen hormones, urged on by the pounding beat of “Working for the Weekend.” Perhaps it was Danny’s Levi’s, the pockets slipping halfway down his butt cheeks. Or maybe it was his golden hair, feathered off his face, framing his angel-blue eyes. “You wanna piece of my heart,” he mouthed along with the song, glancing toward the bleachers. Was he looking at me? Suddenly, he turned and stuck his tongue down Cassie Mullin’s throat. She was a popular girl. She had big tits but her mustache was thicker than Magnum’s. Loverboy is back “Workin’ for the Weekend” tonight at 11:30 p.m. at Jaxx, 6355 Rolling Rd., Springfield. $20. (703) 569-5940. (Elisa Nader)