Fuck Bigfoot! The Goatman (“The Legend of Goatman,” 9/18) is infinitely more terrifying, especially the way my brother imagined him: goat on top and naked man on the bottom. But we know he’s real, because my sister saw him in Watkins Park while she was on a field trip in the first grade. Of course she saw a naked man with goat legs, the real thing.

Marc Nelson (formerly the

Birdman of Suitland)


via the Internet