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God Is My Budget Director When Georgetown University dismissed the last two full-time Protestant clergy in its chaplain’s office, irate students at the Catholic college made references to the Counterreformation. But Georgetown President Leo J. O’Donovan’s concerns appear to be strictly earthly. The new campus ministry plan calls for three to five part-time replacements for the Rev. Bruce Epperly, who had been at the university for more than 17 years, and the Rev. Cynthia Woods, who was the only African-American spiritual leader at Georgetown. Their part-time replacements would each spend 19 hours or less on the clock—exactly one hour short of the magic number entitling them to health-care benefits. “[The departing ministers] have been instrumental in the lives of many of us sitting right here in this chapel,” said one student who attended a university forum on the issue. “That can’t be factored on an Excel spreadsheet.”