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You want trouble, I’ll give you trouble: When the pro grapplers of World Championship Wrestling (WCW) invade the MCI Center tonight for the Starrcade extravaganza, diehard fans will have the opportunity to purchase a $200 ticket that includes a special-edition take-home chair. That’s right: a chair, the weapon of choice for WCW’s nastiest villains. Now I ask you: Is this the smartest idea? When I was a young punk, maybe 9 or 10, I was an avid Three Stooges fan. I couldn’t get enough of Curly & Co. beating the living shit out of each other with the most inventive of objects. One day, while next-door neighbor Frankie Penieczyn and I were watching Larry and Moe have a two-by-four fight, I thought it would be equally hilarious if I brained my pal with a plastic toy rifle. Frankie, however, wasn’t that amused—and neither were our mothers. As a grown-up, I enjoy pro wrestling as much as the next goon, but I’m willing to bet that on the Metro ride home—say the Orange Line shooting out to the ‘burbs—some hyped-up little Kevin “Big Sexy” Nash (pictured) worshiper is gonna start getting restless with his brand new piece of furniture. I mean, what fun is a chair if you’re just gonna sit on it? I’m not criticizing TV violence or modern mores or even men in tights; I’m simply giving fair warning: Be prepared, people. Or at least start practicing your sleeper hold. At 7:30 p.m. Sunday, Dec. 19, at the MCI Center, 601 F St. NW. $15-$200. (202) 432-7328. (Sean Daly)