Soon Southeast residents will be able to check their cholesterol and pick up a 12-piece bucket with mashed potatoes and cole slaw in the same trip: The Colonel Harland Sanders Foundation, the philanthropic arm of Kentucky Fried Chicken, has donated $450,000 to D.C. nonprofit Bread for the City and the Zacchaeus Free Clinic to help build a new health-care clinic. Only half a mile from the KFC at 2704 Good Hope Road SE, the new facility will include a food pantry, medical clinic, and clothing room and will provide legal counsel and social-service assistance. After years of seeing arteries clogged with the assistance of finger-lickin’-good chicken, Zacchaeus staffers got a laugh out of learning that their new facility would be named the Colonel Harland Sanders Primary Care Center. But Zacchaeus special events coordinator Jennifer Olsen says she’s gained a new appreciation for the colonel’s special recipe. “How can you object when they’re giving you half a million dollars?” she says. —Stephanie Mencimer