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I just read a John Fund column that mentions the Washington City Paper. He quotes one of your reviewers as writing this about The Patriot: “Now the disgruntled, home-schooling, SUV-buying, pro-militia-but-cautious-suburban-family-values working man has a movie to call his own.”

That’s pretty deep for a movie review. Keep watching the skies, though—the liberal-elite mothership may yet notice your efforts and come to take you up….