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Let’s see…No car, no cable TV, plays Nintendo 64, irrationally afraid of noise, and can’t urinate with other men present. Wow. Sean Daly sounds like a real lady-killer. So the ESPN Zone assaulted his delicate sensibilities (“The Dead Zone,” 7/14). What a weeny snob-boy. Maybe he should just stay home with his seven cats and watch PBS. Leave such lowbrow establishments to men and women who aren’t scared of their own shadows.

Maybe there is a Wuss Zone on your bus line. If not, try the local library. It’s brightly lighted and quiet with no scary TVs and not a behemoth or Cro-Magnon (read: nonweeny) to be found.