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In addition to the $65,000 in prime Texas beef and 2,400 rolls of toilet paper it ordered for this weekend, the Ritz-Carlton Hotel in Dupont Circle will also supply guests with hundreds of Inauguration Survival Kits. The kits include aspirins and antacids packed into a coffee mug. There are no remedies for the morning after, however.

—Elissa Silverman