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In her new video, Thrill Your Soul: Inspiration for Choosing Your Work and Relationships, spiritual self-helper Rose Rosetree—who looks and acts like a really stoned Betty White—teaches “how to find and follow your bliss” through “celestial perception” and “aural rubs.” She also does a lot of talking about “tickling your sexuality”—which, coming from a Golden Girl, is a little unnerving. But let’s not get snarky here: Rosetree is all about helping us both analyze our “aural bounces” and utilize our “energy-catching mitts” (aka hands). And watch out: When one of Rosetree’s dazed audience members—with cupped mitts hovering close to her aural bosom—blurts out, “Soft spikes of soft white light!” you just know there’s some serious voodoo going down. So watch your chakras when Rosetree discusses both Thrill Your Soul and her new book, Empowered by Empathy: 25 Ways to Fly in Spirit, at 2 p.m. at Borders, 8311 Leesburg Pike, Vienna. Free. (703) 556-7766. (SD)