The recent article “highlighting” the fare at the Bowl America in Alexandria (“Sandwich Game,” 3/9) was howlingly funny! I almost hurt myself from reading it and guffawing my way to sleep last evening. Shannon Zimmerman captured the way I feel every time I stroll into one of these emporiums. Please review Frank’s in Falls Church or any gas station on Route 1. I am sure the people who read the review frequent these restaurants, too.