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TUESDAY

Welcome to Washington, D.C., kid. Yeah, it’s a nice bus stop. What brings you here? You want to work on Capitol Hill? Hey, this is your lucky day. I got connections. Sure, I’ll hook you up. But first I need some coffee. Damn, I left my wallet in my car. You don’t mind? Thanks. Now, I gotta be honest with you, becoming president ain’t gonna make you rich. But I know how you can make a little cash on the side. You ever heard of Pyramid Marketing? No? Well, if you have $50, I can get you started. What’s that? You have to save $30 for Stephanie Vance’s seminar, “How to Find A Job on Capitol Hill”? She wrote what book? Becoming a Congressional Aide. Never heard of it. Yeah, you’re right, there are a lot of us in this business. At 6:30 p.m. at First Class Inc., 1726 20th St. NW. $30. For reservations call (202) 797-5102. (Felix Gillette)