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For all you Type A personalities who will never understand what weekends are for, the ultimate Sunday-afternoon activity has arrived: The Claude Moore Colonial Farm is offering “Eighteenth-Century Threshing Day,” three whole hours of rye-flailin’, corn-shellin’, stalk-beatin’ farm fun as you work the fields and get a taste of what life was like pre-Revolution. And if you’re looking for a respite from your workaday office drudgery—your cubicle may not have walls, but things get lonely just the same—rest assured that you won’t be toiling alone: According to the nonprofit’s Web site, you will be encouraged to “help the farm children with fall chores” and “lend an ear to the farmer and his neighbors, as they grumble about the dishonesty of the local miller.” Learn where your Wonder Bread comes from at 1 p.m. at the Claude Moore Colonial Farm at Turkey Run, 6310 Georgetown Pike, McLean. $3. (703) 442-7557. (Tricia Olszewski)