Residents are opposing: Area motorists.
Because: Cars are speeding down Monroe Street NE.
We Say: Keep off our street and our hemisphere.
In: Adams Morgan
Residents are opposing: A liquor license for Safeway.
Because: It violates a moratorium and is unfair to smaller businesses.
We Say: Last call, Aisle 7.
In: Cleveland Park
Residents are opposing: Expansion of the National Child Research Center preschool.
Because: Parents and kids cause traffic jams in front of the facility.
We Say: Home-schoolers do better on tests.
Residents are opposing: Full-throttle takeoffs from National Airport, a post-Sept. 11 security measure,
Because: They’re disturbing the peace.
We Say: Please return neighborhood to uptight position.
In: Foggy Bottom
Residents are opposing: Construction of a second headquarters for the International Monetary Fund.
Because: It’s too big and a magnet for protesters.
We Say: Think globally, acquiesce locally.