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Which member of The Odd Couple is your cat? Rakes litter box into replica Zen garden, complete with miniature ginkgo? Felix. Litter box is pristine because he pees on the incoming mail? Oscar. Rapturously stuffs his head in your Chucks? Oscar again. Emits high-pitched “NNNNEHHH!” but never expels a hairball? Felix. Takes unusual interest in squirrel carcasses in yard, and is improbably trailed by bevy of cute kittens? Quincy, er, Oscar. Sits on TV during the Late Show With David Letterman and impregnates Cuddles next door long past the age when he should have been neutered? You got it. Don’t expect the fur to fly when good sports Jack Klugman and Tony Randall join NPR’s Susan Stamberg in a reunion chat co-sponsored by insomniac’s friend TV Land at 7:30 p.m. at the National Museum of Natural History’s Baird Auditorium, 10th and Constitution Avenue NW. $30. (202) 357-3030. (Pamela Murray Winters)