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Though the script’s been tweaked—usually a bad idea with Edward Albee—add Outcaged Theater’s presentation of The Zoo Story to the list of cool stuff you can do in Washington for free: Albee’s tale of two men who meet on a bench in Central Park is appearing on various park benches across the city. Sure, it’s Albee juvenilia: Less vicious than Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf?, less nuanced than A Delicate Balance, less emotional than Three Tall Women, and less funny than The Goat, or Who is Sylvia. But hey—young Albee is still Albee, and The Zoo Story remains, by turns, infinitely more terrifying and hilarious than its premise suggests. The play will be performed Saturday, June 15, at Eastern Market, but today it runs at noon, 2 p.m., and 4 p.m. in Dupont Circle, P Street and New Hampshire Avenue NW. Free. (202) 265-3076. (Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa)