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Madison, Wis., smartass Michael Gerald’s Trotskyite salute to Earl Scheib, Black Oak Arkansas, and pigs who look the other way. Killdozer’s meanest of mean rock ain’t for everyone, but if “Knuckles the Dog (Who Helps People)” doesn’t cause you to shed a tear, you really are a heartless bastard. —Michael Little