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Gabriel grows his nails 9 inches long—and shaves his big, fat head clean—for this Reznor-esque bummer about fearing the Reaper. Rare bright spot “The Barry Williams Show” is a savage but devilishly catchy skewering of Oprah, Maury, et al. —Sean Daly