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The Redskins suck. The Capitals suck. The Wizards suck. D.C. United sucks. And, with no disrespect towards women: I couldn’t care less about the Freedom and the Mystics.

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Who gives a shit about stadiums (“Disastro-Turf,” 12/13)? Washington fans are sick and tired of supporting teams that couldn’t finish above .500 to save their lives.

Rockville, Md.