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Folks will try to hand you nonsense about this warbly guy being a precious art-school smarty living on some mountaintop, but he’s actually Marc Bolan, stranded on a little cloud in heaven with a four-track and a nitrous balloon. Creepy, pretty songs about feet, teeth, and snow—all that’s missing is a ball of love. —Shauna Miller