You gotta wonder if Steve-O, the thong-wearing monkey-boy (or one of them, at least) of Jackass fame, will be taking requests at tonight’s 9:30 Club show. “Shoot a bottle rocket outta your ass!” the rowdy crowd might demand. “Staple your scrotum to your thigh!” The Ringling Bros. Clown College grad—as cute and ingratiating as a self-abusing dumbass can be—will likely be blending his revolting Jim Rose stunts (anything below the belt will probably be punctured) with plenty of drunken-frat-boy antics (guzzling, then regurgitating, a goldfish). And who knows? Maybe for an encore, Steve-O will even pull one of his brothers in mayhem from the offstage shadows: After all, fellow exhibitionist Chris “Party Boy” Pontius, in Jackass: The Movie, one-upped the rocket-in-bum trick by tying a screaming firecracker to his penis. Scream “Snort wasabi!” at 7:30 p.m. at the 9:30 Club, 815 V St. NW. $20. (202) 393-0930. (Sean Daly)