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Log on to DennisRegan.com and you will discover that “This Site has Expired.” Try .net. Placeholder page; “Under construction,” pops up in multiple languages. Ditto for .org, and .info. Finally, success can be had with the unpopular and confusing .biz domain. The main screen greeting there proclaims it the “official website for universe [sic] famous comedian Dennis Regan,” adding, “Isn’t it fantastic!” (exclamation point, not question mark—though many queries linger). A link at the bottom of Dennis’ barely constructed page is labeled “Sibling,” and it zips the clicker right to BrianRegan.com, the official Web home for the more renowned of the comical Regan brothers. Here, an attractive animated GIF beckons visitors to spend some quality time. Maybe the Regan boys have some Gallagher/Gallagher II-type feud going, and Dennis spent all his cash on lawyers instead of webmasters. Anyway, when he’s offline and onstage, he’s a funny guy. Check him out at 8:30 p.m. (see City List for other dates) at the Improv, 1140 Connecticut Ave. NW. $15. (202) 296-7008. (Dave Nuttycombe)