My fiancée likes to think of him as GH’s Dr. Noah Drake, then fake a Teen Beat swoon. But I still have guilty moments when I crave this working-class dog’s straight-’80s cheez, bad-guitar-solo chaser. Remember? “Sally had a hard time holding back/The alley to her heart is a beaten track/She’s got the love monkey on her back.” —Sean Daly

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