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Like you, I scanned the roster and figured I didn’t really need to relive the long national nightmare of “Sailing” and “Ghostbusters.” But unlike you, I couldn’t resist the pull of sculpted rubber. Turns out I had forgotten how intoxicatingly severe Queen was when Brian May pulled back for “Another One Bites the Dust.” —Glenn Dixon