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Masters of the Obvious know that girls are suckers for fuzzy, Misfits-y pop. And that dreamy Paul Caporino—the one yelling like Billy Childish—knows just what to say: “Well I just had sex and I’m walking down the street/And the chicks can tell/ The chicks can tell.” Works for me: I wanna go out with M.O.T.O. —Shauna Miller