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Evil twins of those other Reids in the Jesus and Mary Chain—which would make them, er, good—clean-cut Charlie and Craig transplant the Everlys to late-’80s Scotland, a place where only remarkable drinking and mawkish faith make terrible soccer teams, rule by English wankers, and good old-fashioned heartbreak bearable. Oh, and “500 Miles” is on here, too. —Andrew Beaujon