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Influx: NFL picks the National Mall as the site of its Sept. 4 “Kickoff Live 2003” event, a “USO-type extravaganza”

featuring Britney Spears, Aretha Franklin, and a giant TV showing the Jets-Redskins game. Visitors realize that no matter how bad downtown parking may be, at least Daniel Snyder won’t get the money. 122

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