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I’ve always figured that the first sign of musical aging is listening to guys rather than bunches of guys. Still, anyone who can make the line “We must be punch-drunk to be so slap-happy” sound pissed-off instead of poetical deserves the “singer” part of his tag way more than the “songwriter” one. —Leonard Roberge