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Hey, I’m no Liberace, but when PEPCO’s down for the count, I know it’s time to break out the candelabrum. “Lulu’s Back in Town,” “As Time Goes By,” “You Go to My Head”: I pass the evening serenading a spastic moth who, song by song, sacrifices himself to the flames. —Glenn Dixon