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Of all the heavy-pettin’ rockers that it’s cool for midlifers to still feel nasty to, Diamond Dave & Co. offer the weekend warrior the most thrills: You play “Somebody Get Me a Doctor” with your boys. Then, when a hottie walks by, you quickly skip forward to “Beautiful Girls.” C’mere, baby. —Mark Williams