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Think the vinyl format can’t outperform the digital one? Then show me a carousel of more party-appropriate tunes than this collection of 500 one-second wonders: Anywhere you drop the needle, it’s gonna, um, groove. Just don’t expect me to find Lee Ranaldo’s offering—that would be Track 453—at a moment’s notice. —Mark Williams