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That Jesus himself would’ve thrown bottles at Bono seems a reasonable enough conclusion—even if it comes from Mark E. Smith, who definitely would have to hold on to his Boddingtons. Alas, so would I: When the jukebox spat out this song’s Nike swoosh of a chorus the other night, I might’ve felt my foot tap. —Chris Hagan