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People like to call Dylan a genius on the basis of portentous crap like “Desolation Row.” People are idiots. Dylan actually attained geniushood with “Million Dollar Bash”: “I looked at my watch/I looked at my wrist/Punched myself in the face with my fist.” —Michael Little