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The calculus of rock ‘n’ roll allows for an infinite number of equations, and yes, there is a point in space marking the intersection of (a) Enya, (b) Richard Marx, and (c) cranked-up soccer
hooligans. C equals speed, and b explains the fey vox. But the Enya
factor? Oh, sweet interminability! Joe Warminsky