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Biggie had her boostin’ from Bobby. Prodigy had her doin’ lines off his dick. But Kane just wants her sweet love. His acoustic ballad confirms that Whitney, who stands by her man through drugs, arrests, and even “Humpin’ Around,” is the patron saint of good girls who ignore Mama and take up with triflin’ muthafuckas.—Sarah Godfrey