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Unshakable faith in the Lord Jesus Christ

Unshakable faith in the quarterback Danny Wuerffel

Talked John Riggins out of retirement

Couldn’t talk Danny Wuerffel out of retirement—or Bruce Smith into retiring

Got Jim Lachey for Jay Schroeder

Gave Stephen Davis to Carolina

Slept in his office during season

Went 0-2 against a coach (Saints’ Jim Haslett) he mocked for sleeping in his office during season

“Sometimes the most important decision you can make is who’s backup [quarterback].”

Rob Johnson, Tim Hasselbeck, Gibran Hamdan

Set NFL scoring record

Set franchise record for penalty yards

Won 20 games in first two seasons

Lost 20 games in first two seasons

Never lost in first round of playoffs

Never made it to first round of playoffs

Beat 49ers in 1983 NFC Championship Game

Beat 49ers in Osaka during 2002 preseason

Won five NFC East titles

Won two NFC East games

“I have a lot to learn.”

“I sort of got NFL-ized.”

Made everybody forget Steve Spurrier

Made everybody remember Joe Gibbs

—Dave McKenna