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The Washington City Paper Freelancer’s Guide says, “Nor are we much interested in the sort of celebrity-worshiping journalism that lards the pages of Washingtonian and Vanity Fair.” Obvious exception made, unfortunately, for Joe Gibbs (“Gibbs 3:16,” 1/16). Way to carry the alternative-media flag with this one!

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