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According to MuseFire Productions, Laura Zam’s Stupid Frailty is about “internet dating in D.C., death, and hairless backs.” My experience with one-woman shows being what it is, I was pretty sure this one was going to be about something more than Queer Eye–inspired manscaping. Zam portrays Maggie, whose face was partially paralyzed in an accident. Maggie was also sexually abused as a child. And her parents were Holocaust survivors. These dark bits of information are introduced amid much lighter tales of Maggie’s Internet-dating disasters, all delightfully told by Zam as she moves about the Sweet Mango Cafe. Maggie contemplates a date with a man whose username is “Boner,” has dinner with a Spanish aristocrat, and is instantly attracted to men who read Goethe. The “something more” aspect comes in most strongly at the program’s end—when Maggie is forced to give a stranger an over-the-pants handjob and soon after begins to philosophize about the beauty of night. The show starts at 2 p.m. (to July 31; see City List for other dates) at the Sweet Mango Cafe, 3701 New Hampshire Ave. NW. $16 (includes lunch, at 1 p.m.). (800) 494-8497. (Rebecca Corvino)