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Whole Foods Market goes to great lengths to cater to the health-conscious. But two of its customers, Elisa Yoch and Jerry Sealy, allege that the Logan Circle location could go a little further: The store’s salad bar, they say, features tongs that are way too short and therefore frequently fall into bowls. “[W]e started getting grossed out about it, because it’s everyone’s germs touching the food,” Yoch says. So the two have started a minicampaign to bring supersized implements to rest under Whole Foods sneeze guards. Since the duo’s complaints were filed in the store’s comment box one month ago, Yoch says, nothing has changed. Sealy also e-mailed corporate headquarters, but his grumbles were met with silence. Contacted regarding the comment card, Whole Foods representative Zack Stein says he hasn’t seen the note in question. “It’s the first we’ve heard of it, so it’s hard to say we’ll immediately change our tongs. We can see,” he says. “We’ll see if there are longer ones out there.”

—Constantine Caloudas