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You guys are stupid. Every week is something dumber than the last. “The Secret Lives of Newspaper Boxes” (3/17)? Followed by an article about adult learning centers (“Stay the Course,” 3/24)? Total lack of imagination. And the fact that you would even give these stories to us shows you to be juvenile, smug, and narcissistic. Were you jerks on high-school newspaper before and thought you were hot shit? The only reason your weekly stands among those such as the Portland Rocket and the Seattle Stranger is because you cheat and run “Savage Love,” “I Saw You,” and “Found Art.” Copycat dickweeds. You are boring.

Woodley Park