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How is it that, in places without natural features such as a river or mountain range to mark a border, U.S. states could establish a nice, even line over hundreds of miles before GPS? —Granite-Morale

The lines aren’t always nice and even. Study a U.S. atlas and you’ll find many supposedly straight boundaries with slants and zigzags. Still, the remarkable thing isn’t how often the surveyors screwed up but how often they didn’t. Here’s a primer on the old-fashioned way to draw a straight line on a bumpy planet.

Step 1. Understand a straight line isn’t always a straight line. In surveying then and now, one worker holds a pole while another trains a surveyor’s transit on him. They designate what’s literally a landmark. Then they move on to the next line segment. As long as they keep all the marks aligned, the result is a straight line, right? Wrong. What you get is a line of sight that defines a geodesic or great circle. It’s the shortest distance between two points. However, except at the equator, it doesn’t follow the parallels of latitude commonly used for east-west borders. Not getting this? Draw a string taut between two points on a parallel of latitude on a globe. See how the line formed by the string diverges from the latitude line? There are ways to compensate for this, some simple, some mind-numbingly complicated.

Step 2. Understand the difference between true north and magnetic north. Magnetic compasses don’t point to the north pole, but rather to a spot about 500 miles distant, a fact surveyors take into account when determining true north. Compensating requires constant adjustment—this subtlety was lost on some early surveyors. The knuckleheads who laid out most of the Virginia-North Carolina-Kentucky-Tennessee border didn’t realize they needed to adjust their adjustments, so as they headed west, the boundary curved north. The surveyors who handled the western end of the border, working east from the Mississippi, covered less ground and so had less chance to screw things up. Where the two lines meet, at the Tennessee River, there’s a 12-mile jog still conspicuous on maps.

Step 3. Establish true north. This wasn’t that hard in the old days. You just had to get up in the middle of the night, sight on the North Star, and possibly make an angular adjustment. You then dropped your scope to the horizon and marked the spot with a lantern. Slept through? You had to take your chances with a magnetic compass, or else await the 1835 invention of the solar compass.

Step 4. Establish a starting point. Precision is obviously critical. Reportedly surveyors took 3,000 observations trying to find the longitude of California’s northeast corner and still didn’t get it. Congress sometimes specified that a boundary start at a landmark, but that wasn’t foolproof. The Missouri-Iowa border is supposedly marked by “the rapids of the River Des Moines.” The Supreme Court later had to decide: What rapids?

Step 5. Chop a slot through the forest. Drawing a bead on the guy holding the pole only works if nothing’s in the way—a challenge in colonial times, when the eastern third of the country was densely covered with trees. When Charles Mason and Jeremiah Dixon laid out their famous Mason-Dixon line in the 1760s, they had axmen hack a path through the woods for several hundred miles.

Step 6. Sober up. In the 1770s a party-hearty type named Collins led a team that surveyed the boundary between Quebec and Vermont. On one 22-mile stretch, a fifth of their expenses went for booze. The result, an international commission later acknowledged, was “very far from a straight line.” —Cecil Adams

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