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For advice on how to break the law, naturally, the best bet is to ask the cops. The three top spots for heterosexual streetwalking, according to a trusted law enforcement source, are 1) “The track” at 14th Street and Massachusetts Avenue NW, 2) West Virginia Avenue NE near Gallaudet University, and 3) Eastern Avenue NE in Deanwood. Unfortunately, I lacked both the time and the spousal permission to verify these recommendations.