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Heather Cocks and Jessica Morgan, better known to fashionistas and celebrity-snark lovers as “The Fug Girls,” are coming to D.C. to take on bad Ann Taylor pantsuits. The hilarious duo came into the spotlight with their enormously popular blog Go Fug Yourself, which critiques celebrity fashion hits and misses with sharp wit; now that Fashion Police is on hiatus, these ladies are the rightful heirs to Joan Rivers’ red-carpet takedown mantle. When they’re not considering the merits of Kim Kardashian’s leggings, Cocks and Morgan write fiction that’s just as frothy as their blog. After publishing two YA titles, they’re now on the road promoting their first grown-up book, a thinly veiled look at the royal romance of Will and Kate called The Royal We. (Its release date conveniently coincides with their coverage of the duchess’ maternity wardrobe.) Come to the reading dressed to impress, because these women rarely hold back—and we’re all better, and more amused, for it. The Fug Girls read at 6:30 p.m. at Kramerbooks & Afterwords Cafe, 1517 Connecticut Ave. NW. Free. (202) 387-1400. kramers.com.