Kelly Osbourne was first introduced to the world as the unruly offspring of metal legend Ozzy Osbourne on the unaltered mid-aughts reality show The Osbournes. Since then, she’s dabbled in all aspects of the arts. Her big personality and outspoken beliefs, which got her into trouble during a 2015 appearance on The View, fuel her latest endeavor, a new book called There Is No F*cking Secret: Letters from a Badass Bitch. The memoir, composed of stories in the form of letters addressed to different people and concepts, aims to empower readers to live in truth and own their destiny but includes plenty of the dishy details that celebrity memoirs are known for. Read more >>> Kelly Osbourne reads at 7:30 p.m. at Sixth & I Historic Synagogue, 600 I St. NW. $17–$42. (202) 408-3100. sixthandi.org. (Fredora Kamara)
Bub & Pops re-launched breakfast this week. Try it weekdays from 8 to 11 a.m. Their breakfast sandwich comes with fried egg, bacon, arugula, Roma tomato, mayo, and aged provolone on half of a hoagie roll ($5). Other breakfast goodies include Pete’s Potatoes with caramelized onions, chives and pecorino ($4), cinnamon bun bread pudding ($4), and fruit salad ($2.50 for a small). They’ll also pour Vigilante Coffee. Bub & Pops, 1815 M St. NW. (202) 457-1111. bubandpops.com. (Laura Hayes)
OH AND ALSO
Comedian Sam Morril, seen on Inside Amy Schumer, Adam Devine’s House Party, and Conan, performs a free stand-up show at the Kennedy Center Millennium Stage. 6 p.m. at 2700 F St. NW. Free.
Finnish death metal act Foreseen performs its noisy tunes at the Black Cat Backstage with Red Death and Witchtrial. 7:30 p.m. at 1811 14th St. NW. $10.
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