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The wonkiest, weirdest, most impractical and outrageously priced homes up for sale this week. Have a listing in mind? Send it to

  • Just the idea of a home for the low, low price of $260,000 [Zillow]
  • An H Street-adjacent two-level condo with a white exterior and blue snowflake wallpaper, if you’d like to live in a $585,000 snow globe [craigslist
  • This Easter egg-colored Fort Dupont home for auction [Zillow]
  • A nearly $1.5 million Foxhall Crescent home tucked into lots of greenery [Redfin]
  • The biggest draw of this $1.29 million Penn Quarter condo? “Easy walk to the CAPS games.” (Betcha that’s the first time that “perk” has been included in a listing.) [craigslist]
  • This $789,000 Victorian-style Capitol Hill townhouse with a “wisteria-laden” patio and a sweet bedroom view of the brick wall next door [craigslist]