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If you’re metal as fuck.
You’re still trying to make sense of the 2016 election.
If you like things no one (including you) has heard of. Or if you’re into a good religious drama.
If you want a star-making rom-com with a side order of groundbreaking.
To get your heart racing and brain churning.
If you like sharks.
If you want all of the action and none of the plot.
If you’re looking for the cinematic equivalent of a beach read.
If you want to relive middle school in all its pimply glory.
If you like things that are weird, wonderful, and great.