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The wonkiest, weirdest, most impractical and outrageously priced homes up for sale this week. Have a listing in mind? Send it to

  • Here’s a “burnt-out shell of a home” in Columbia Heights, going for a cool $925,000 (in cash). [Twitter]
  • A $125 Cleveland Park parking space [craigslist]
  • This $3.25 million condo in the Watergate building looks like the inside of the Hirshhorn. [Zillow]
  • Admittedly, the only thing imprudent about this renovated 2BR, 2.5BA home is how dang cute it is. [craigslist]
  • An extra cheerful Dupont Circle condo … that costs $474,000 for less than 590 square feet [Redfin]
  • You’ll have to schedule a tour of this $735,000 Shepherd Park home to get a better sense of what it looks like, because there aren’t any photos of the interior. [Zillow]
  • If you like a rickety spiral staircase, this $589,000 Hill East rowhouse is for you. [Zillow]