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The wonkiest, weirdest, most impractical and outrageously priced homes up for sale this week. Have a listing in mind? Send it to

  • An extremely turquoise $270,000 two-bedroom rowhouse on Southern Ave. SE [craigslist]
  • Price? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯. Move-in date? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯. [craigslist]
  • This magical five-bedroom gem from 1923, on the market in 16th Street Heights for $799,000 [h/t Curbed]
  • This palatial, eight-bedroom Georgian house on 16th Street NW with an attached three-level glass sun room will “be a fun project” for anyone with at least $899,000 to spare. [Redfin]
  • A charming $629,000 Michigan Ave. NE house with acid-washed brick that actually works. The catch? Its lower level is used as a dental office. [Redfin]