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The wonkiest, weirdest, most impractical and outrageously priced homes up for sale this week. Have a listing in mind? Send it to

  • This little dude in Deanwood, described as “not livable,” needs major renovation, but it’s a cute size. Selling for $204,000. [Zillow]
  • “THE PERFECT FLIP” in Riggs Park, if you want to put up $409,000 before the actual flipping. [craigslist]
  • This 3-bedroom Logan Circle townhouse that’s going for a cool $1.1 million, and shakes out at nearly $500 per square foot. [Redfin]
  • This four-bedroom duplex is a stone’s throw away from the Maryland border in Southeast, and was renovated recently (or so they say—there aren’t any photos of the interior). Going for $419,000. [Zillow]
  • An honest-to-goodness loft in Adams Morgan that boasts a hot pink kitchen, if that’s your thing. [craigslist]
  • A $535,000 townhouse sandwiched between W Street NE and Rhode Island Avenue NE. [craigslist]